"Meatloaf and meatloaf."
"I would do anything for love, but I wouldn’t wear this costume again."
"Gilly from Saturday Night Live."
"Everyone just thought I was Annie."
"Chicken Strip."
"Hilarious in my mind, awkward in execution."
"The 'Lit' Kimoji'."
"I was called a Christmas Tree the whole night." —
"Holy Cannoli."
"No one got it."—
"Jimmy Buffett's Lost Shaker Of Salt."
"Everyone thought I was Princess Leia." —
"Mother Nature and Father Time."
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"The Money You Could Be Saving By Switching To Geico."
"No one I met that night thought it was funny, but I really enjoyed sitting on the floor and playing that song by Rockwell." —
"Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet."
"We searched everywhere for the perfect Hawaiian shirt for this costume and we were a bit devastated that no one really got it!" —
"A Copy Cat."
"I got called “Key Cat”, “Control Kitty”, and a number of other names that caused me to lose faith in the technological literacy of my generation." —
"Literally The Color Yellow."
"Everyone thought I was Big Bird. I thought it was clever." —
"Grey Goose."
"I got called 'Black Swan' all night." —
"Arthur the Aardvark."
"A lot of people thought I was Velma from Scooby Doo." —
"The Girl From Sia's 'Chandelier' Music Video."
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"A Butter-fly."
"Continuous Renal Replacement Therapy (CRRT), a type of dialysis."
"Spent the night 'hooking people up to dialysis' on the dance floor, poking them with my pipe cleaner 'tubing.'"—
"A Guardian Angel."
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"Topanga from Boy Meets World."
"I think maybe one person at the party got the reference." —
"A Rainbow."
"People thought I was a gay clown, a gay pride flag with fluffy pants, Rainbow Brite, Rainbow Dash, and (my personal favorite) the gayest thing on Earth." —